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I have figured out where the Princess of Wales is

British literature tells us we cannot rule out that Kate Middleton is wuthering on a height.

By Alexandra Petri | 2024-03-14

Part of Catherine's disguise, perhaps?

We know from literature that if anyone is ever surprisingly unavailable for work, it is because they have turned into an enormous bug. Obviously this is the first and best theory regarding the whereabouts of Catherine, Princess of Wales: She is exercising her Kafka privileges and has turned into an insect, as a metaphor.

The downside of turning into an insect is you never know how long the metamorphosis is going to last, but the upside is that you can just lie around the house for a bit, stridulating, an opportunity princesses get far too seldom.

However, there is one problem with this theory -- yes, only one problem, I'm sure of it. The problem is that this is the wrong literature to look to. Franz Kafka was Czech; Kate Middleton is not. We must therefore look to British literature instead. Fortunately, it, too, is full of answers. Perhaps Catherine ...


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